Paranoia

According to Dr. Choo Jia Yi, phD in nonsensical Psychology, you can determine whether or not you suffer from paranoia from these few symptoms.

1. You think you're going to get skin cancer after dying your hair.
2. You think that you're going to fail a test that is on tomorrow but you still haven't study yet and starts ranting to a poor friend.
3. You don't trust the doctors much.
4. You think you will fail every single subject but in the end pass each and every one of them with flying colours.
5. You are afraid that you are going to go blind by looking directly in the direction of the sunlight or laser beam or anything related.
6. You just like ranting to your friends about matters for around 30 minutes to an hour for nearly everyday.

Dr. Choo then recommends those with these symptoms to come for a check up at the Nonsensical Clinic in No. 1412 Jalan Nonsense, 98188729 Nonsense Prefecture, Nonsense Country.
Minimum nonsense medical fees will set you back for RM 1 million so brace yourself and visit Dr Eli's clicnic in No. 183, Jalan Right, Left Prefecture in Neutral Country.
There will be addtional costs involved.

Welcome ^^